Stephen Colbert gave Jimmy the lowdown on his dinner with the FLOTUS.
FOUND YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
For the record, Martin got angry at me for having Benedict as my phone wallpaper. “You motherfucker, you have Ben as your phone background.” WHAT A SWEETHEART, we completely took him by surprise and he ended up chatting for a good 15 minutes about life, school and Fargo.
I told him I cosplay John Watson and when he pulled me in for a picture, he said endearingly “The two Johns.”
This is why he’s the greatest
me when cats
Savoury Mediterranean Hamentaschen
Sherlock s3 pics + tjlc (part 3)
comic © me
satan © himself
Officer: Get those lights out, please. Everyone down to the shelter.
Algy: Jack? Are you going down to the shelter? Only I’ve got to go off on some silly guard duty. Ah, barrage balloon, eh? Must’ve come loose. Happens now and then. Don’t you RAF boys use them for target practice?
[Jack zooms in on Rose’s bum]
Jack: Excellent bottom.
Algy: I say, old man, there’s a time and a place. Look, you should really be off.
Jack: Sorry, old man. I’ve got to go meet a girl. But you’ve got an excellent bottom too.
My one wish for today is that I could skip work and relax at home with these two kitties, a cup of tea, and a good book
i.e. treat yoself