Ice and Texans don’t mix. 😣
And the award for douchebag parent of the day goes to…
But the response tho
The reponse is just amazing.
The best advice-columnist smackdown though was Dear Abby’s infamous three-word response.
She got a question from Concerned Neighbors about The Gays that there moving in near them, and they wanted advice on how they could improve the neighborhood.
She said: “You could move.”
And that was awhile ago, I think.
The response tho seriously
Is no one going to mention that her last name is literally
Dick In Son
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
My life philosophy.
Happy Channukah y’all!
In which Ichabod cannot be left alone for five minutes without being kidnapped/attacked and so Abbie gets a child safety leash for him and it does not go as planned