"cover up more or else you’ll distract the boys"
but that is my plan
i will expose as much skin as i possibly legally can. distract the boys. boys everywhere, enticed by my skin and the tops of my boobs and my super cute butt. they will be so distracted that i will lead them, like the pied piper, to their imminent doom.
my plot to overthrow the patriarchy will be complete. hallelujah. let us rejoice. amen.
I call my local raptor whenever I need trusty childcare
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
I don’t want to go back to work.
i dont want to go back to school
Charles Jencks is the American landscape architect and designer behind this incredible flight of stairs. Called The Universe Cascade, it has 25 landings that mark the important shifts in cosmic history. Starting at the top, in the present day, and descending down, visitors are moving through 13 billion years of cosmic evolution. The steps finally disappear into the dark water below, which represents the mystery of the origin of the universe.