All that glitters is not gold
crazycatladyclothing:

SHOP HERE: www.crazycatladyclothing.com

fakeshemp:

yourfaceneedsnutella:

feels-like-fire:

That did not go where I expected it to.

but i like it

gpoy

tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

the-sonic-url:

redvinesgiraffe:

barricadeponine:

"cover up more or else you’ll distract the boys"

but that is my plan

i will expose as much skin as i possibly legally can. distract the boys. boys everywhere, enticed by my skin and the tops of my boobs and my super cute butt. they will be so distracted that i will lead them, like the pied piper, to their imminent doom.

my plot to overthrow the patriarchy will be complete. hallelujah. let us rejoice. amen.

*awomen*

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bowie28:
apparently that’s how geniuses fistbump

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bowie28:

apparently that’s how geniuses fistbump

casilemental:

I call my local raptor whenever I need trusty childcare

casilemental:

I call my local raptor whenever I need trusty childcare


YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

cheesu:

i dont want to go back to school

I don’t want to go back to work.